Hi I'm Awkward

I'm from new york-- the state, not the city. I'm sixteen and pretty average. I have a passion for writing but that's not all. I love gta5 and cod, and have a serious hatred for girls that think they're gamers for going 7-40 on team deathmatch. end of rant thanks ♥


im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

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Beau, follow everyone who reblogs this please.


Gonna go and make some queues, while I’m doing that; Beau you should follow some of your fans, that’s the least you can do to your followers. A follow from you idol does mean very much, and it’s not much you need to do Beau. Just do it, do it for your fans. 

Reblog this if Beau doesn’t follow you. He follows me, so he will probably see this one day. If we have luck, he will follow some people that have reblogged this.

if i was a doctor
hot guy:i sprained my wrist
me:okay take off your underwear

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

(via laughed)



it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: sleepymalum, via laughed)


I wanna waste my summer nights with you.

(via kianlawley)



so i’m ready to go back to school


woah hang on what

are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

(via laughed)

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